January 2010
7 posts
15 second exposure out the window →
15 second exposure out the window Originally uploaded by matt512
Let it snow →
Snow everywhere at the moment. It’s well fun, non-fatal ammunition wherever you go and building material for silly shaped men/women made from the snowy stuff in all of the parks and open areas. Cars…
I started drinking coffee today
delbertshoopman:
Take it however you want to.
September 2009
2 posts
Booze game →
(11:28:11 PM) Matt: one called ring of fire which involved a cake (11:28:23 PM) Matt: and you have 4 whisky shots lined up (doubles) and then at the end a candle and a…
Testing Windows 7 SMB 2.0 BSOD Exploit! →
Friend and colleague Cedric told me about an exploit uncovered a week or so back (read about it here) that allows remote users on a network, to blue screen a machine running Vista, Windows 7 or…
July 2009
2 posts
Diego Garcia... →
Haha… Wut? Diego Garcia?! Was searching for anything tagged as Military Base near Menwith Hill in the UK - and Google Maps suggested I search instead for Diego Garcia. After further…
Dour Festival →
Dour was hilarious. Atmosphere there was like a friendly version of Reading and less violent - I didn’t get set on fire once, the food and drink is cheaper, the bar helped me stash a box of wine and…
June 2009
1 post
Chicken, tomato, onion stew with pasta →
4 Chicken legs on the bone
1 Red onion
2 Cloves of garlic or some ready crushed shit
Some chilli flakes (leave the amount up to you - don’t overpower it, if you use a lot, put it in early)
Couple…
March 2009
1 post
Chicken with mango and spicy pasta →
Chicken with Mango salsa with spicy tomato pasta Mango, Pineapple, Papaya Put the oven on at about 220*C (fan oven) and put the kettle on with 500ml water. On a baking tray, put about 30x30cm…
February 2009
1 post
Dog in suit court case with cat party fun time →
So I sent Nick the picture of the hilarious amazing dog in suit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/matt512/3281141827/ And this happened: (23:51:56) Nick: he’s the lawyer in that cat…
January 2009
4 posts
Hot dog →
I made a hot dog: Half a tortilla wrap Herta hot dog Some chilli flakes In the microwave for 1 minute Put some tomato ketchup on it Eat it Then go to bed
Link →
Today the tube on the way in to Central, the driver braked so hard some people like flew around a little bit, when it stopped dead in the tunnel, another train shot past as soon as we stopped. I…
Netbook fun, Shure earphones, New mouse →
So after a week or so playing with Ubuntu on the Acer Aspire one, I figured, let’s put XP on this. And I am really happy that I did. Took around an hour to get up and running - drivers downloaded…
Chorizo on toast →
Nice Italian inspired snack - Roll with olive pieces in - Chorizo with nuts in - Feta cheese - Shredded sun dried tomato - Chillis - Green pesto - Extra virgin olive oil So you get a nice roll with…
December 2008
4 posts
Haha this rules
delbertshoopman:
You ever take a shit that feels like you took an awesome 3 hour nap?
Link →
Picked up the Acer Aspire One 120GBNetBook a couple of hours ago. First impressions of the machine are good - but the OS it comes with is really quite limiting if you like to piss around more than…
Windows XP Crash on Demand →
If you need to generate a memory/kernel dump for any reason, you can force XP into a blue screen of death: Hold right control key, press scroll lock twice quickly There is a registry setting that…
Some things I want to do →
Here are some tasks that I wish to complete by Christmas. Obtain the following DVDs:
Grave of the Fireflies
Spirited Away 2 disc set
Watch the following:
Wall-E 1080p on a fat projector
Bleach…
November 2008
26 posts
Chat #9183742
Matt: Peanuts
Edd: ass
Matt: haha
Matt: NO THE ANSWER IS CASHEWS
Chat #13503246
Matt: Cigars
Phil: fossils
Matt: Terry's Chocolate Orange
Phil: that hard bogey that scratches the inside of your nose
Matt: Simon Schama's fondness for duck related banter
Phil: the meloncholic feeling of realising your youthful uncertainties were indictive of a fresh, challenging mind, juxtaposed against the ambivalence you hold today
Matt: and attempting to contradict that with the hard cold reality of soot
Phil: and cousin scampy
Matt: yeh
Phil: naturlich
Matt: ALSA
Phil: manual
Matt: wafer
Phil: holiday bingo
Matt: lasagne
Phil: working class humour
Matt: suits in inappropriate places
Phil: excessive use of 'postmodernism' as a sign of intellectual bankruptcy
Matt: the word 'sometimes'
Phil: laughing in your pillow
Matt: using asparagus as an excuse for anything
Phil: being turned on by stern looking women
Matt: plates
Phil: old people's arses
Matt: beating around the bush
Phil: lifts
Matt: only just outstaying your welcome
Phil: chess
Matt: farms
Recipe: Pesto pasta with Chorizo, Chicken, Chilli →
Pesto Pasta with Chorizo, Chicken, Chilli Quite a good one this. Quite fun to make, takes ~15 minutes.
Ingredients per person:
Pasta - Penne Rigate number 73
Bertolli Est….
Didn't like this article
Badly written, biased and shite. Register has a bone to pick with everyone it seems. Register can be wrong too.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/21/anderson_long_tail_fail/
Chat #283545303
Nick: dya know whats quite funny with breakfast?
Matt: justice?
Nick: prophylactics
Evidence of foreigners →
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bTFMDKe2KI
Fatly hot accidental noodles →
Wurr, made some cheap prawn flavour noodles, in an attempt to stop the actual prawn flavour from surfacing (salt and MSG in a packet) I added some Cayenne pepper… but I opened the massive side of…
Not used this in a while... →
But I like it! So will start using it now I think. Continue using the Tumblog for small things like quotes, reblogs of images and other crap… and this for… everything else… Vr… 5 Things I…
5 Things
5 Things I have done today:
Eaten a curry
Listened to Joe Satriani
Learnt a bit about conferencing
Thought about eating ribs
Looked at photos of Barack Obama
That was actually more difficult than I thought… I need to do more interesting things…
i made jared listen to 15 seconds of a Beatles...
lindsey:
if you know jared, its a hard task because he hates the beatles (on a side note, WHO hates the beatles???). i totally deceived him into thinking he was listening to me singing at open mic. ha.
I hate the beatles, jangly whiny cunts
I swear to God
tightgrip:
Sometimes I think my ISP would be better run by Darth Vader and the Imperial Army.
HAHA yeh Amen to that, Belgacom and their stupid box of locked down shit.
Note
tightgrip:
If we see each other in a river bed, I will not act surprised, I will not flinch, I will wave and hope you wave back.
This is really stupid! Haha
October 2008
38 posts
UfoPornooooo
OK so I sent UFOPORNOOOO video to the Brussels mailing list… Now thinking maybe it might have been a little borderline…
Well it’s done now so I hope people find it amusing and don’t fire me.
I guess Kristof can have my christmas lights if he wants them…
