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I just discovered the pancake of the future.

nickdouglas:

Valleywag editor Owen Thomas handed me an aerosol spray can last night. It was labeled “Batter Blaster” and it contains sprayable pancake mix. Sounded disgusting, but I’m housesitting for someone without groceries so I grabbed the can and promised to make a memorable little breakfast.

I shook the can, I sprayed batter in the pan. These pancakes cook quickly — I had to throw out the first one.

I tasted my pancake, ready for the breakfast equivalent of a Taco Bell garbage-roll. But it was good. It was GOOD. Not homemade grandma’s-best, but still better than the average instant pancake mix.

I could taste all the fat and oil. I checked out the can to see what poison I’d just put in me.

This fucker is fat-free and organic. It comes from a spray can and it’s HEALTHIER THAN NORMAL PANCAKES.

The company that makes this is based in San Francisco; I might try to visit them.

This is awesome!