Motivation
I’m thinking about starting to jog in the mornings before school. I want to, and I know I probably should but under it all I have this overriding laziness which stops me from doing just about anything I can find an excuse for.
So I need motivation. To get up an hour earlier. To go outside. To actually do this.
HOW
make a really excellent jogging playlist or something? after you’ve been a few times you’ll want to go, or that’s what I find, but I jog in the afternoons.
Eat pizza while you jog. Confuse the shit out of your body. It’ll be all like “YEAH I’M HELL HEALTHY, CHECK OUT MY JOGGIN’ BITCHES” then be all like “OH MAN, IM SO FAT, PIZZA IS AWESOME” and then it will all like “I WANT TO VISIT THE HIMALAYAS”
… are you retarded?
HAHA this is amazing
3 years ago