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She has an exaggerated frown plastered on her face and is making these puppy like whines: “mmmwhmmmmwm.” I have no idea what the fuck she was moaning about, so I start asking any question I can and pointing to random things to try to get any reaction out of her. I felt like a single mom in a lifetime movie being woken up at 4am by a screaming baby and being all “what do you want? what is it? whydidmyhusbandbeatmeandthenleavemewithmylonglosttwinihaveaneatingdisorder?”
Three minutes later, I figure out that she wanted a mocha frappuccino.
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HAHA That post was the funniest I’ve read in a long while. :)!
3 years ago