Phil:
that hard bogey that scratches the inside of your nose
Matt:
Simon Schama's fondness for duck related banter
Phil:
the meloncholic feeling of realising your youthful uncertainties were indictive of a fresh, challenging mind, juxtaposed against the ambivalence you hold today
Matt:
and attempting to contradict that with the hard cold reality of soot
Phil:
and cousin scampy
Matt:
yeh
Phil:
naturlich
Matt:
ALSA
Phil:
manual
Matt:
wafer
Phil:
holiday bingo
Matt:
lasagne
Phil:
working class humour
Matt:
suits in inappropriate places
Phil:
excessive use of 'postmodernism' as a sign of intellectual bankruptcy